It had been a very difficult morning: The rudimentary knowledge of where waste flows, anatomically, made it necessary for the woman to take four more showers. She couldn’t seem to separate where the pipes went, or …gently now, she’s ‘one who needs a little help’.
So, angrily, she poured a splash of pine-sol diluted with some water, and plunged her mop in her bucket. While ankle-deep in her own waste, which she could only blame on her own ignorance, she thought out-loud, “I really should be a senator. I love TEA, just love it.”
And, this is where it gets really interesting, all of the aforementioned events happened in a place, a state, where a bright-eyed young woman, sort of like the woman described above, has a chance at a senatorial seat, but we hope, for obvious reasons, not this woman ---especially.
But at second thought ---this particular woman is a bright-eyed young woman, and also, considering …absolutely everything else, she just might have a chance at a senatorial seat ---but only when she is using!-The Devils Herb!
She seeped her tea, standing over the hot flames, waiting. She was hurting. She needed her ‘tea!-and was so excited at the prospect of ‘tea-ing to excess’ this evening with her friends, she practiced the effects of the devil herb, while looking at her SCREAM in her mirror.
Quickly though her throat was sore. She looked at her Mayan calendar and wondered, ‘Will my ‘tea’ party buddies arrive before the world is destroyed’?”
She was having a ‘so-called’ ‘tea party’ this evening. The party was for the extremely exceptional, she thought. Considering everything, they all had their chance at a senatorial seat, theoretically.
As the other user’s started showing, it was difficult for our hostess to control her excitement. First it was Christine who brought over her sweet apple pie laced with her ‘choice of poison’. And then sweet Nancy and her trusty Crack-pipe, and then O’Donnell who was always ‘Packing’, and ‘Greg without balls’, started “TEA-ING' ---and with one swift slice, since joining, had his testicles removed ---“to make a life-change for abstinence!"
Her ‘TEA Party’ buddies sat in a circle. Her friend that brought over the delicious apple pie wrapped the tea-kettle in a proper-looking towel. The hostess grabbed the ‘tea-kettle’ and splashed some of the contents of her ‘make-up’ case into the kettle. And passed it on,
The others did the same,
But soon, the one who brought over the delicious apple pies, looked over at the hostess, “this tea isn’t doing crap,” she loaded her Crack-Pipe. “Do you know how much energy it takes to run a senatorial bid? I don’t think TEA is going to cut it.”
I wrote this because I care
Editor and Chief
The End
